What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?