Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?