Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?