What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?