What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What fish sings the best?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where do books love to go on vacation?