What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did one plate say to the other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What animal floats best?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?