How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?