What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How was the wedding?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of dog loves to eat?