What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?