What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is furniture so generous?