Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do hurricanes see?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What day never takes itself seriously?