Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do automobiles fly?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?