Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?