Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the fish blush?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call bears with no ears?