What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of water do fireworks like?