What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do naked fish play with?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do mice need oiling?