Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?