Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?