Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?