Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a forklift?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?