Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are frogs always happy?