What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?