What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did summer say to spring?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?