What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?