Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why are stones so good at music?
What siblings are always sad?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
