Why was the artichoke so generous?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the fish blush?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you find at the end of everything?