Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?