What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do rhinos charge?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?