What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How did the toad die?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?