What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?