What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?