Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?