Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
