What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?