Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?