Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What tree has the most bark?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How are teens like cats?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?