What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which computer won the talent show?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?