Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How did the tree get lost?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?