What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?