Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?