What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?