What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is summer always sad?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do tough ducks come from?