What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
I'm not a bad putter.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which famous author is also a ruler?