What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are skeletons so calm?