Where do cows go for lunch?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?