What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
OK, that's enough fish puns.