Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?