What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you talk to a giant?