What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of bird can write?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do you wash a lamb?