Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?