What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?