What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call octopus twins?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?