What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why are ghosts always single?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?