What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?