What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?