What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why don't ants get sick?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?