What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
It's allergy season again?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?