What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
When do mice play every day?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do eggs end a TV show?