What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why do cats give such great massages?