What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?