What day do hands always go to church?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which dogs love to study science?