What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?