What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?