What words make the best athletes?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?