What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How can you make 7 even?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is another term for the price of gas?