Why did the frog starve?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Do dads always snore?