What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?