Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What birds make average students?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?