Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
I'm not a bad putter.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why are books always so angry?
Where does a scientist wizard work?