Why are fish such good architects?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?