My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do elves learn in school?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the most determined bird?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What animal should you never play poker with?