My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?