My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?