My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What car can't keep a secret?