My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?