My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the spider so smart?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?