Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?