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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What condiment has wings?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
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What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?