What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?