What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?