What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
When is a baseball player like a thief?