What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the horse so happy?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a fly without wings?