Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do mice need oiling?