What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?