What animal loves a baseball game?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a king's favorite weather?