Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?