Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why is summer always sad?
How does dinner smell?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?