Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?