Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did March say to the madness?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
When does a horse talk?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?