Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a pastor's favorite city?