Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How do you talk to a giant?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?