Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?