Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the holiest insect?
Who is a house's favorite band?