Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How does a cow do math?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?