Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the noisiest food?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do animals blend into the desert?