Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do bees buzz?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do frogs eat in the summer?