How do you raise a baby elephant?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do mice need oiling?