Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How did the toad die?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a sad latte?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which family member is always relieved?