What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What food is a man's best friend?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?