Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?