What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?