Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the math book sad?
What's black and white and red all over?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
The museum curator needed a break.