What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?