Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?