Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do billboards talk?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?