Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What nationality are most fish?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?