I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?