Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?