What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?