Why was the math book sad?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a silly hill?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?