Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?