Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?