Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?