Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Why are fish such good architects?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Did you know about April 1st?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What game does chlorine never lose?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the frog starve?