How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What says: oom oom oom?